Welcome to Chinchilla-Utopia: Where the Proportions are Always Fanciful

Chinchilla-Utopia: the land of oversized, undersized, and precisely sized chinchilla friends. Where the air is crisp, the pastries are plentiful, and the humor is always on the money.

Chinchilla Jokes

Why did the chinchilla cross the road? To get to the other side, duh!

Why did the chinchilla go to the doctor? It had a fur-bulging problem.

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