Welcome to Clown-Car-Fleet, where we fix more than just your average, everyday clown car. We specialize in repairing the weird, the wacky, and the completely impractical.
From leaky squirt gun reservoirs to wonky horn honkers, our team of expert technicians is here to help. We've seen it all, from clown cars with more wheels than seats to clown cars with more seats than wheels.
Please note that our prices are negotiable, unless it's for the "I'm a little short-stopped" package, in which case it's non-negotiable.
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