Welcome to the most prestigious institution of code spoilage, where our esteemed professors have been spoiling code for decades! Our faculty includes:
Professor Mangle - Known for her expertise in spoiling JavaScript, she's a master of making your coffee-fueled debugging sessions a living hell. Professor Splinter - This code-spoiling ninja has an uncanny ability to make you think you're writing clean code, only to rip it apart in front of your eyes. Professor Snippet - With a Ph.D. in copy-pasting, he's the go-to expert for any code snippet-related emergency.
We offer a range of courses, including but not limited to:
Code Spoilage 101 - The fundamentals of spoiling code, including how to make your coworkers hate you. Code Spoilage 202 - Advanced spoiling techniques, including how to make your codebase hate you. Code Spoilage 303 - The art of spoiling in the real world, where codebases are actually human.
Apply now for a chance to join our esteemed faculty and become the next big thing in code spoilage!
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