Professor Splinter's Lair

Welcome to the Department of Spoilage, where the art of ruining things is taken very seriously. I'm Professor Splinter, the mastermind behind all this chaos.

Learn more about your fearless leader Read the epic tale of our department's founding Discover the latest in spoilage technology

Our Spoilage Methods

From the subtle art of subtlety to the brutal force of destruction, we've got the skills to ruin any situation.

Read about our approach

The Spoilage Hall of Fame

A showcase of our greatest achievements in spoilage.

See who made the cut