It's 6:45 AM on a Tuesday. The clock is ticking. You have a 3-hour window to choose between two equally unfulfilling options: eat a stale donut or drink an energy drink that's been sitting in the pantry for months.
But wait, there's more! You have a 4th option, but it's a Infinite Regret and it'll cost you an extra 10 minutes of existential dread.
Will you choose wisely, or will you succumb to the Free Will Fiasco II: Electric Boogaloo?
Or maybe, just maybe, you'll opt for the Random Choice Mechanic, because who needs free will, anyway?
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