The year was 3050, and the world as we knew it was turned upside down. It began with a series of strange occurrences, each more baffling than the last. People started to... blorp uncontrollably. At first, it was dismissed as a prank gone wrong, but as the days went by, the blorps only grew more intense.
It started with the First Blorp, a small, seemingly innocent incident that no one expected. But before long, the Second Blorp struck, followed by the Third Blorp, and so on.
Unknown, but probably something to do with Blooping Matter.
March 15th, 3050. A Tuesday.
April-May 3050. The worst of the blorps occurred during this period.
We are still experiencing the Current Blorp.
And so, the blooping plague continues to this day, with no end in sight. Stay vigilant, citizens!