It started on a Tuesday, without warning or fanfare. The Great Blooping Wave, a cataclysmic event that would change the world forever. Our scientists, led by the brilliant Dr. Emily Bloop, had been warning us of its impending doom for years.
But we didn't listen. No, we thought they were just being dramatic, that they were just a bunch of crazy scientists with a penchant for the absurd. Little did we know, they were on the brink of something truly remarkable.
As the wave approached, our once blue skies turned a sickly shade of chartreuse. The ground shook, the seas churned, and the very fabric of reality seemed to bend and warp in ways we never thought possible.
We bled, we screamed, we cried, and we laughed. For in the face of such destruction, we found a strange, masochistic joy. It was the end of the world as we knew it, and we reveled in its absurdity.
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