Due to recent concerns about the importance of filling out every form in triplicate and having each page of the form printed in triplicate as well, we have been instructed to add an additional 17 pages to the application process. We apologize for the inconvenience, but we are bound by regulations to follow these strict guidelines set forth by the Ministry of Red Tape.
For those of you who are experiencing frustration with our lengthy application process, we recommend taking a break to enjoy a nice cup of coffee and contemplate the meaning of life. When you are ready, please return to the application and proceed to the next page, which will ask for your favorite color and a detailed description of your cat, including but not limited to: name, age, species, and favorite foods.
We appreciate your understanding and cooperation in this matter. If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact our Contact Us page.
And remember, the more forms you fill out, the more likely you are to be granted the privilege of filling out even more forms!