Department of Unnecessary Red Tape - Section 2, Subsection 4, Paragraph 9

**Confidential Memo**

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Ministry of Redundancy has been reorganized to include an additional layer of bureaucratic red tape. This has resulted in a 30% increase in paperwork and a 20% increase in pointless meetings.

We are pleased to announce that our new system will now include:

• A mandatory 2-hour seminar on the importance of using a stapler
• A comprehensive 5-page form to be filled out in triplicate for every minor request
• A new departmental "Red Tape Reduction Committee" to oversee the creation of more red tape

For more information, please visit:

• FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions (about Red Tape)
• Meet the Red Tape Experts

Red Tape Reduction Initiative

We understand that you may be frustrated by the new red tape. To help alleviate your concerns, we have established a "Red Tape Reduction Initiative". This program will allow you to fill out an additional 10-page form to request a review of your case.

Please note that this form must be filled out in triplicate and returned to us via certified mail, with a self-addressed stamped envelope.

• Download the Red Tape Reduction Form
• Red Tape Reduction Initiative FAQ