Constitutional Bureaucracy FAQ

Welcome to the Constitutional Bureaucracy FAQ. Here, you'll find the most frequently asked questions about our beloved system of red tape.

What are my rights and responsibilities?

According to Article 1, Section 2, Subsection 3, Clause 4 of the Great Bureaucratic Constitution, your rights include:

• The right to file an endless number of form 27-B/27-Js
• The right to appeal any decision made by our esteemed Bureaucratic Council
• The right to be ignored by our department until we get around to your request

As for your responsibilities, don't forget to:

• Fill out form 27-B/27-J in triplicate
• Send a self-addressed stamped envelope with your request
• Wait 6-8 months for a response, or longer if it's a holiday season

What about my appeal process?

Don't worry, the appeal process is a breeze. Simply:

1. Download, print, and fill out form 27-B/27-J-Appeal
2. Attach a brief explanation of your grievances
3. Submit your appeal to the Bureaucratic Council, who will promptly ignore you for 2-3 years

We're glad you asked.

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