FAQs for the Intergalactic Black Hole Bandits' Union
Because you're probably going to ask...
- Q: What is the Intergalactic Black Hole Bandits' Union?
- Q: What's the best way to get sucked into a black hole?
- Q: Can I wear my black hoodie to the black hole?
- Q: How do you deal with the existential dread of being trapped in a black hole?
- Q: Are there any black hole-themed restaurants in the area?
About Us
We're a union of intergalactic space bandits who specialize in navigating the dangers of black holes. We're not your average, run-of-the-mill space explorers.
Our motto? "You can't escape the void, but we can help you navigate it."
Safety Tips
- Don't get too close to the event horizon.
- Don't try to take a selfie with the singularity.
- Don't eat the space-dust-covered snacks.
- Don't trust the space-time continuum.
- Don't underestimate the power of a well-placed gravitational wave.
Etiquette Tips
- Don't burp in zero-gravity.
- Don't wear your spacesuit to the intergalactic black tie event.
- Don't leave your trash in the black hole's gravitational field.
- Don't forget to bring your space-mints.