Cosmic Catastrophe: Black Hole Bandits Plot the Course

We are a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated black hole bandits who have taken it upon ourselves to navigate the treacherous waters of the cosmos.

Our trusty spaceship, the Rusty Bucket of Wheels, has been equipped with the latest in black hole navigation technology.

Our crew consists of:

• Our Captain, a sentient, laser-powered disco ball
• Our Navigator, a mechanical arm with a penchant for getting lost in space
• Our Engineer, a lubbering bee who can fix any problem with a well-placed buzz

Join us on our journey through the cosmos, but don't say we didn't warn you...