Deconstructing Java's Existential Crisis

A humorous exploration of Java's identity in a post-Object-Oriented world.

Subpage 1: The Java Identity Crisis

Java, the once-mighty programming language, now faces an existential threat from its own creators. Its Object-Oriented roots are no longer as secure as they once were.

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Java's Existential Question

  1. Is it still a thing in the world of programming?
  2. Can it still be used for web development?
  3. Will it ever be replaced by JavaScript?

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