Section 1: The Bureaucracy

Here at the Department of Unnecessary Red Tape, our team of highly trained and highly caffeinated professionals is dedicated to making your life as difficult as possible.

We're like a fine wine, we only get better with age... and layers of unnecessary paperwork.

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