You are currently reading Section 3, but let's be real, you probably had to fill out Form 27 in triplicate just to get here. That's right, 27 forms, 27 signatures, and 27 hours of your life wasted on bureaucracy. Learn more about the joys of form-filling in Section 2
If you're feeling particularly masochistic, try Section 1/Paragraph 4: The Agony of the Waiting Room, where you'll be treated to an endless loop of elevator music and the soothing scent of stale air.