As per regulation 427-B, paragraph 3, subsection 1, all employees are required to fill out form 345-B in triplicate for every minor infraction, including but not limited to: using a stapler that is not approved by the Department of Unnecessary Red Tape; wearing socks with more than two holes in them; and/or eating a snack that has not been pre-approved by the Department's snack committee. Click here for more information on the intricacies of form 345-B
Additionally, please note that the Department of Unnecessary Red Tape is not responsible for any lost productivity, increased stress levels, or spontaneous combustion that may occur as a result of our regulations.
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