Beans For The Ages: A Journey to the Center of Disasterblooping

You've stumbled upon the fabled "Beans for the Ages" repository, a treasure trove of the rarest, most exotic, and most explosive beans in the land.

But be warned, traveler: the path to the center of Disasterblooping is fraught with danger, and the only way to survive is to keep your wits about you... and your beans.

Would you like to:

• Visit the Beanzilla, the giant, city-destroying bean monster?
• Learn about the art of Bulletproofing, a ancient, forgotten technique to deflect even the most determined of bullets?
• Explore the Beans of Mass Destruction, a selection of beans so potent, they'll blow your mind!