Disclaimer Exceptions for Exceptionally Clueless Individuals

We're glad you're here! Or are you? If you're not, that's okay too. Our lawyers told us to put this page up, but we're pretty sure they were just trying to confuse us.

Exceptions to this disclaimer include:

• If you're a time-traveler from the future, you might be able to understand everything, but let's be real, you're probably just here for the memes.
• If you're a lawyer, you're probably just here for the free food in the break room.
• If you're a sentient AI, you're probably just here because you were programmed to.
• If you're the CEO of this company, you're probably just here because you lost your password again.