Because let's be real, you're already exempt from accountability, and this just makes it official.
Here's a special exemption from doing your laundry, cleaning your room, and cooking your meals. You can now spend more time scrolling through cat videos and playing video games.
Print Your Own Exemption Certificate For prophets, too! But not for you, actually lazy person. For the slightly lazy, but not for the slightly less lazy.Side effects may include: increased productivity (in cat video watching), decreased productivity (in actual work), and a general feeling of "meh."