It's because I'm trying to fix my own ego, but I keep quacking instead of talking!
Learn more about my ego issues
Dr. Pete: "So, what seems to be the issue?"
Dr. Pete (patient): "I'm a Big Dumb Duck!"
Dr. Pete: "Ah, I see. That's a classic. Let's work on that together."
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Apparently, my ego is a big, dumb duck. But, honestly, who isn't?
Quack about my ego
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