Why did the man bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
Why did the other joke not get a drink?
What do you call a bear that likes to dance? A grizzly with moves!
Why do programmers prefer the beach? Because they can NADA (Not A Date, Anyway)
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems
Why do chicken and egg go to the doctor? Because they both got a fowl cough!
What do you call a group of cats playing instruments? A mew-sical band