It's been 4 years since I went missing, and my trusty sidekick, a talking pineapple named Phil, has been searching for me everywhere. We've been to the depths of Subplot 3, the heights of Subplot 2, but nothing could have prepared us for this:
A secret society of rogue cheese enthusiasts, known as "The Gouda," has taken over the world's supply of cheddar. They're hoarding it in their underground lairs, and it's up to us to stop them!
We've received intel that The Gouda's leader, the infamous "Cheesy McSqueak," has a weakness for neon pink sweaters. If we can find a way to get our hands on one of those sweaters, we might just have a chance to infiltrate their operation and save the world from the scourge of The Gouda.
But that's not all - we've also received a cryptic message from a trusted source that claims to have a way into The Gouda's lair. It's a long shot, but it's worth a try:
Follow the cheese-scented trail to Subplot 3 for our next move.
Or, if you're feeling bold, try to sneak into The Gouda's lair disguised as a cheddar-filled pizza delivery guy.
But be warned: The Gouda is not to be underestimated. They have an army of ninja cheese ninjas at their disposal.
We'll see what happens next... if we can just get out of this subplot.