In a shocking turn of events, Minion 1, our most esteemed and Minion 2's arch-nemesis, was caught embezzling the world's supply of feta cheese.
The incident, which occurred on a Tuesday, sent shockwaves through the Minion 3 and Minion 4 communities, who rely heavily on the crumbly, salty cheese for their survival.
DrPete's investigation revealed that Minion 1 used the stolen feta to fund a secret feta-themed amusement park on the moon.
The incident raises serious questions about the ethics of intergalactic dairy trade and the dangers of unchecked power in the Minion hierarchy.
Stay tuned for further updates, including an update on the status of Minion 1's feta-themed amusement park.