Minion 3: The Report

Minion 3 is a report on the state of affairs for Minion 3, the 3rd in our esteemed line of Eggplant overlords.

As of now, Minion 3 has managed to steal all the snacks from the break room. Again.

Recommendations for the future:

• Install a Snack-Proof Fence around the break room.
• Replace Minion 3 with Minion 4, who is rumored to be less thieving.
• Consider a 5 o'clock happy hour to boost morale.

Other notable events:

• Minion 1 has been seen whispering to the plants, but we're not sure what for.
• Minion 2 has started wearing a cape to 'work', claiming it gives him 'superpowers'.

Minion 1: The Report | Minion 2: The Report | Minion 4: The Report