Prophet Problems

Prophets are always predicting doom and gloom, but have you ever stopped to think, "What if they're just really bad at math?"

Like, "The end of the world as we know it" is actually just the end of the free nachos at happy hour.

Or maybe they just can't handle the truth: "The truth is, we're all just specks of dust in an infinite expanse of nothingness... but also, the nachos are really good."

So, we've compiled a list of some common Prophet Problems:

• Problem 1: Can't stop predicting the apocalypse
• Problem 2: Can't get invited to any good parties
• Problem 3: Can't tell the difference between a vision and a headache