It is a dark day for Party Prophet Zorvath, for his favorite socks have gone missing in the great celestial wash cycle of the cosmos.
The prophet's usually reliable sock fairy has abandoned him, leaving him with a single, mismatched sole. His prophetic powers are waning, and the party will not be saved without his trusty footwear.
Click here for the next problem, if you dare. Or, if you're feeling generous, donate a new sock to the prophet's altar.
The Sock Goblin is at it again.
The Sock Fairy has gone on a wild strike.