Dr. Pete's Socks R Us

Where even the most discerning client has their socks stolen.

We've got the most extensive collection of pilfered socks this side of the Mississippi! Our team of expert sock thieves will get you looking stylish in no time.

View Our Sock Collection

Meet Our Sock Puppet Team

Our Sock Thievery Methods

Our Sock Puppet Team

Meet the faces behind Dr. Pete's Socks R Us:

Sock Puppet 1

Meet Socky McSockface, our team lead in Sock-napping.

Sock Puppet 2

Meet Socky Jr., our expert in Stealthy Sock Snatching.

Sock Puppet 3

Meet Socky McSockerson, our high-tech sock hacker.

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