Here at the Eggplant Jungle, we take pride in keeping our Eggplant King safe. As the official log of the Eggplant King Guard, this page contains all the latest updates, reports, and eggplant-related drama.
**Recent Events:** * Eggplant Guard Activities * Eggplant Guard Statistics * Eggplant Guard News
**Eggplant King's Decrees:** * "All who enter the Eggplant Jungle shall be prepared to face the wrath of the Eggplant King." * "No one shall take a selfie with the Eggplant King without permission." * "Eggplant-themed merchandise shall be worn at all times."
**Eggplant Guard Roster:** * Eggplant Guard Captain * Eggplant Guard Lieutenant * Eggplant Guard Sergeant
**Disclaimer:** The views expressed on this page do not reflect the views of the real world. This is just a silly website for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to replicate the Eggplant King's antics at home.