Join the Fight, Level 1: Pledge to the Cause
Welcome to DrPete's Eggplant Empire, where we're on a mission to make the world a slightly less boring place, one eggplant at a time.
By pledging to our cause, you'll receive:
- Exclusive access to our secret eggplant recipes
- A complimentary eggplant-shaped stress ball to reduce office anxiety
- Early access to our new line of eggplant-print merchandise
Upgrade to MVP for more perks and rewards!
Become a VIP and join the Eggplant Illuminati!