Welcome to Dr. Pete's Eggplant Empire!
You've stumbled upon the most epic, most legendary, most utterly absurd eggplant empire in all the land! Join us for the fight of a lifetime!
We're on a mission to take over the world... with EGGPLANTS!
Don't believe us? Check out our About page to learn more.
Want to join the fight? Click the link below to pledge your allegiance!
Or, if you're feeling fancy, head on over to our masterclass to learn the secrets of the Eggplant Empire's greatest minds!