Dr. Pete's Eggplant Tips and Tricks

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Tip 1: How to Eat an Entire Jar of Mayonnaise by Yourself

Yes, it's a real thing. Here's how:

• Step 1: Get a jar of mayonnaise
• Step 2: Open the jar
• Step 3: Use a spoon to scoop out the mayonnaise
• Step 4: Put the spoon in your mouth
• Step 5: Repeat until the jar is empty

Trust us, it's a game-changer.