Stealthy Sips

The Unseen Tasting Notes of the Alien Slushy

Welcome to Stealthy Sips, the premier destination for discerning aliens and intergalactic travelers seeking the most elusive and hard-to-find drinks in the cosmos.

Our expert tasters have scoured the galaxy to bring you the most obscure and exotic beverages, carefully crafted to tickle your antennae and delight your taste buds.

Currently featuring:

• G'lorg's Gloop: A Slushy of the Gods
• Zhrak's Zesty Zing: A Fizzy Fusion
• Throk's Thirsty Tonic: A Sour Sensation

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More Sips G'lorg's Gloop: A Slushy of the Gods ================ A Slushy of unparalleled viscosity, G'lorg's Gloop is a drink so thick it'll make your tentacles quiver with anticipation. Tasting notes include hints of stardust, a hint of rocket fuel, and a dash of intergalactic angst. Read the full review Zhrak's Zesty Zing ----------------- A Fizzy Fusion of unparalleled zing, Zhrak's Zesty Zing is a drink that'll make your antennae twitch with joy. Tasting notes include hints of citrus, a splash of ionized water, and a pinch of moonstone. Read the full review Throk's Thirsty Tonic ------------------ A Sour Sensation of the cosmos, Throk's Thirsty Tonic is a drink that'll make your taste buds do the intergalactic cha cha slide. Tasting notes include hints of tartaric acid, a dash of quasar quark, and a pinch of asteroid dust. Read the full review