Black Hole Martini Bar - Where the Vibe is Out of this World

We're not just any bar, we're a wormhole in the space-time continuum. Our drinks are crafted with love, care, and a pinch of quantum uncertainty.

Don't worry about getting lost, our drinks menu is simple:

Don't drink and drive, or do. We have a parking lot for your spaceship, too.

Open daily at 3 AM, 3 PM, 4 PM, 5 PM, 6 PM, 7 PM, 8 PM, 9 PM, 10 PM, 11 PM, 12 AM, 1 AM, 2 AM, 3 AM. You get the idea.

Follow us on Spacebook for updates, memes, and the occasional black hole sighting.

Or, just come on down and get lost in our cosmos of cocktails.