What is Unobtanium?
Unobtanium is a mystical elixir, brewed under the light of a full moon, using only the finest rare and exotic ingredients.
Its flavor profile is a symphony of sweet and tangy notes, with hints of stardust and moonbeams.
Legend has it that those who consume Unobtanium gain temporary powers of telekinesis, telepathy, and an uncanny ability to recite the entirety of the FAQ from memory.
But be warned: Unobtanium is highly addictive, and those who drink too much may experience a severe case of Unobtanium-induced Psychosis.
Unobtanium Variants
We have two variations of Unobtanium: