Category 1: Most Likely to Procrastinate
Bob Smith, 42, was observed spending 4 hours playing video games, 2 hours watching cat videos, and 1 hour eating Cheetos. His impressive lack of productivity earned him this year's top prize.
View his acceptance speech: "I'm just really bad at adulting."
Category 2: Most Creative Excuse for Not Doing Chores
Jane Doe, 29, claimed she was "researching" her "art project" for 3 hours, when in fact she was binge-watching reality TV. This award is given in recognition of her exceptional ability to spin a good yarn.
View her acceptance speech: "My art project is just really complex."
View all previous years' winners: Here