Our Expert Prophets

We are the Expert Prophets, a team of gas-guzzling visionaries who have seen the future and it's all about high-octane fuel.

Our team of experts has decades of combined experience in predicting the obvious and the absurd.

Learn more about our team members:

• Meet the Team
• Our Gas Guys

Our Gas Guys

We are the gas guzzlers, the fuel fiends, the gasoline aficionados.

Meet the team of experts who have dedicated their lives to the pursuit of high-octane fuel:

• Buck McGas
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  Meet Buck McGas

  Buck McGas is our resident expert on high-octane fuel.

  Buck has spent his entire life in pursuit of the perfect blend of gas and ego.

  He's a master of the art of gas-guzzling, and can recite the entire gas-guru mantra from memory:

  • "A gallon of gas is not just a gallon of gas, it's a way of life."
  • "You can't have too much of a good thing, but you can never have too much high-octane fuel."
  • "A tank full of gas is not just a tank full of gas, it's a promise of freedom."
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  Meet Vinnie V-8

  Vinnie V-8 is our expert on the finer points of fuel injection.

  Vinnie has a Ph.D. in V-8 engines and can recite the entire V-8 manual from memory.

  He's a man of many talents, but few friends, due to his tendency to over-tune his V-8s.

  Some of his notable achievements include:

  • "Setting the world record for most V-8s tuned in a single sitting."
  • "Inventing the V-8-o-matic, a device that can tune a V-8 in under 5 minutes."