Flamingo Farming is the art of raising highly specialized, genetically engineered, and extremely rare flamingos for their unique, highly sought-after feathers. It's like farming caviar, but with more squawking.
Because, let's be honest, who doesn't want a flamingo's majestic feathers in their morning cocktail? The answer to this question is obvious, but we'll humor you: for the sake of fashion, of course!
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