Phlogistric Theory

The Phlogistric Theory: A Treatise on the Fundamental Nature of Farts

By Dr. Emily P. Snout, renowned expert on the study of gaseous emissions.

According to our theory, the human body is comprised of 70% water, 20% fart, and 10% questionable life choices.

Subpages:

• The Fart Spectrum
• The Farting Formula
• Tales from the Toilet