Regional Fart Intensity Levels
North Pole:
-5 (Extremely Low)
Norway:
2 (Moderate)
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Japan:
0 (Low Low)
Even Lower Farting
USA:
-3 (Very Low)
Almost No Farting
India:
-2 (Low Low)
Minimal Farting
Legend:
Extremely Low:
-5 (Only on extremely rare occasions)
Low:
-2 (Occasional, but not often enough to notice)
Moderate:
2 (Noticeable, but not too frequent)
Very High:
10 (You'll never want to leave the house)
Extremely High:
15 (You'll need a hazmat suit)
Disclaimer: These levels are highly scientific and not at all made-up.