**USAFartMap (Beta)**

Warning: This map is not for the faint of stomach.

Regional Fart Emissions Index:

**New York City** (The Fart Capital) Level 5: Extreme Fartiness
**Los Angeles** (Fart Mecca) Level 8: Catastrophic Fartiness
**Chicago** (The Windy City, Literally) Level 3: Moderate Fartiness

Legend:

Level 1: Low Fart Level Fartiness Level 1-2: Low, but not insignificant
Level 2: Middle Fart Level Fartiness Level 3: Moderate, but not too shabby
Level 4: High Fart Level Fartiness Level 4-5: Extreme, but not apocalyptic
Level 5: Extreme Fart Level Fartiness Level 6-8: Catastrophic, but not world-ending

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