**USAFartMap (Beta)**
Warning: This map is not for the faint of stomach.
Regional Fart Emissions Index:
| **New York City** (The Fart Capital) | Level 5: Extreme Fartiness |
| **Los Angeles** (Fart Mecca) | Level 8: Catastrophic Fartiness |
| **Chicago** (The Windy City, Literally) | Level 3: Moderate Fartiness |
Legend:
Level 1: ![]() |
Fartiness Level 1-2: Low, but not insignificant |
Level 2: ![]() |
Fartiness Level 3: Moderate, but not too shabby |
Level 4: ![]() |
Fartiness Level 4-5: Extreme, but not apocalyptic |
Level 5: ![]() |
Fartiness Level 6-8: Catastrophic, but not world-ending |
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