Welcome to the lair of Expert 2, where the conventional rules of society are mere suggestions. I'm a master of the obscure, a virtuoso of the bizarre, and a sage of the unorthodox.
I'm here to guide you through the labyrinthine corridors of knowledge, but beware: the journey is treacherous, and the truths I'll reveal are not for the faint of heart.
Some of my areas of expertise include:
Because sometimes, the truth is just too much for people to handle.
Here, I'll reveal the unvarnished facts about the world, and why you should probably just stick to your fantasy football league.
When the rules are made to be broken, and the ingredients are best when they're on fire.
Join me, and together we'll make some culinary abominations that will make you question the very fabric of reality.
Where the thrill of the ride is not just a metaphor, but a way of life.
Carefully curated list of activities that will push you to your limits and beyond.