John Doe: I love Extreme Line Stander! It's the only way to get a good workout while also judging strangers for their fashion choices.
John Doe: I'm not saying I'm addicted to Extreme Line Stander, but I've been known to stand in line for hours for a glimpse of the latest trends.
John Doe: I've tried other line-standing alternatives, but nothing beats the thrill of Extreme Line Stander.