What is the meaning of life?

According to our completely-not-made-up experts, the meaning of life is to eat as much cheese as humanly possible. This is supported by 99.999% of all known scientific studies.

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What is the best type of humor?The best type of humor is, of course, the type that involves making fun of our rivals. This is a little-known fact.

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Can I really eat 99.99999% of all foods?

We're pretty sure you can. In fact, our lawyers say you can. But don't quote us on that.

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Is it true that 42 is the answer to all of life's questions?

It's not 42. It's actually 41. But don't worry, we'll just pretend it's 42 and see if you notice.

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Can I really wear a tutu to the beach?

We're not sure. But it's worth a try. We're pretty sure the seagulls will love it.

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That's all the questions we have for today. Don't forget to come back tomorrow when we'll have more completely-not-made-up answers.

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