Chaos Engine FAQ 3.0 - Temporal Loop Edition

Q: What is a temporal loop, anyway?

A: It's like a time loop, but with more loops. Imagine a never-ending series of nested loops, each one a tiny little pocket dimension filled with cats in tiny little top hats. It's a real thing, we swear.

Q: How do I participate in a temporal loop?

A: Simply hold onto a lamppost and shout "Loopus Maximus!" at the top of your lungs. If you see a cat in a top hat, you're in a loop.

Or, if you prefer the more scientific approach, just stare at this wall for 37 minutes and 13 seconds while whirring your hips in a counterclockwise direction.

Either way, it's sure to work. Getting started is easy!

Q: What are the risks of temporal looping?

A: Oh, you know, just the usual: Temporal Sock Syndrome, Disco Fever, and Unreliability of Socks. But don't worry, it's all worth it for the thrill of possibly seeing a cat in a top hat.

However, be aware that our lawyers have advised us to mention that you should not, under any circumstances, attempt to loop while operating heavy machinery or operating a toaster. We're just saying.

Q: Can I loop with my pet?

A: Absolutely! In fact, we have a special Loop Petting Zoo just for you and your pet. Just be sure to bring treats.