A: It's for when you need answers, but don't want to actually think about it.
Q: Are puns really that bad?
A: No, but they are often pun-derful in their own way.
Q: Why so many colors?
A: Because we're colorblind to subtlety.
Q: What about accessibility?
A: Don't worry, we're not accessible to common sense either.
Q: Can I get an answer that's not a pun?
A: No, but you can try asking our boss.