Today, we're featuring the most atrocious, the most heinous, the most unacceptable dress code in all the land. It's a travesty, a blight on the fashion world.
Meet our special guest, Blinky the Clown, who's wearing a bright orange jumpsuit, neon green socks, and a fedora that's seen better days.
Blinky's outfit is so bad, it's good. It's like he raided a thrift store and said, "You know what, I'll take it all!"
We're not sure what's more disturbing: the color palette or the fact that Blinky's pants are pleated.
Check out more of Blinky's questionable fashion choices in our next feature!