Frequently Asked Fart Noises

Q: What is Fart Noise?

A: Fart Noise is a mysterious phenomenon where the sound of one person's fart is amplified by the echoes of other nearby farts, creating a cacophony of flatulence.

Q: How do I prevent Fart Noise?

A: Unfortunately, it is not possible to prevent Fart Noise entirely, but you can try eating more fiber, or using a gas mask when in enclosed spaces.

Q: Can I use Fart Noise as a form of music?

A: While it's technically possible, it's not recommended. The neighbors might not appreciate it.

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