Advanced Fart Theory
Warning: the following information is highly classified and not for the faint of heart.
Dr. Reginald P. McFartface III, renowned expert in the field of Fart Acoustics, has developed a groundbreaking theory:
- Farts are not just a natural byproduct of digestion, but a fundamental force of nature.
- The resonant frequency of a well-timed fart can shatter concrete, dislodge loose screws, and stun small mammals.
- The optimal fart-to-gas ratio is 3:1, allowing for maximum sonic boom potential.
But wait, there's more!
Fart Noise Applications
- Self-Sonic Defense - a system for harnessing the power of farts to repel intruders
- Fart Sonic Dispersal - dispersing farts across the globe for maximum effect
- Toxic Gaseous Clouds - creating farts with a mind-altering potency