Get Rich Quick (or at least, Get Out of Our Sway with a Decent Payout)

Welcome to InvestmentIsh, where our team of expert Bloopers will guide you through the art of getting rich quick, or at least, getting out of our sways with a decent payout!

We specialize in investments that are 99.9% guaranteed not to tank, and our team of highly trained Bloopers will walk you through the process of transferring your life savings into our highly-secure, ultra-trustworthy, totally-not-a-scam trust fund.

Our services include:

• High-Rolling Scams - Where we take your money and invest it in high-risk, high-reward investments that are almost certainly going to tank, but hey, at least you'll have a good story to tell.
• Get Rich Quick Scam - Our flagship program, where we promise you'll be rich beyond your wildest dreams, or at least, we'll take your money and give you a nice toaster as a thank-you gift.
• ScamSavers - Our team of expert Bloopers will help you save your money from other, lesser scams that you may have already invested in. It's like a money-back guarantee, but not really.