Welcome to Database Bloopers, the premier destination for all your database-related blooping needs.
We're a team of highly trained bloopers, dedicated to making sure your database is always a mess.
Read our mission statement Meet the team of bloopers Contact us to bloop with usTo bloop with the utmost dedication and care, making sure every database is a reflection of our blooping excellence.
Meet our team of highly trained bloopers, each with their own unique blooping style.
Bloopius Maximus - Our lead blooper, responsible for blooping most of the blooping.
Bloopa Bleep - Our resident blooping expert, with over 1000 hours of blooping experience.
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